Another House Win Caps Democratic Rout in California

Democrat Gil Cisneros captured a Republican-held U.S. House seat in Southern California, capping a Democratic rout in which the party picked up six congressional seats in the state. Full Story Here Snopes November 18, 2018 8:12 pm Support Us

The Walking Dead gets back on track with a trip to Hilltop

For a show whose entire reason for existing is predicated on the idea that it’s not the destination, it’s the journey, The Walking Dead sure hasn’t spent much time outside the cozy confines of its established locations lately. I get it—those sets are expensive and cool—but it doesn’t always help the story. Read more… Full… Read More

Outlander nails relationships, even when they go wrong

“The False Bride” finally brings back Roger and Brianna’s storyline in 1970s America to widen the universe of Outlander’s fourth season. It’s also technically a mythology episode, building on some of what was already hinted at in terms of a slightly telepathic bond between Claire and fellow time travelers. But as… Read more… Full Story… Read More

Doctor Who’s rollicking critique of Amazon delivers

“Kerblam!” earns its titular exclamation point not just because it’s fun to say, but because it’s an episode that takes a familiar Doctor Who format and hits it out of the park. “Kerblam!” is what I like to call a “socially conscious romp,” the sort of Doctor Who episode that balances the fun and… Read… Read More

George R.R. Martin Admits He Struggling With New Book

In a recent interview, A Song of Ice And Fire author George R.R. Martin admitted that the plot’s expansiveness and the pressures of expectations have caused him to struggle with the Game Of Thrones new book The Winds Of Winter. What do you think? Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November 18, 2018 6:26… Read More

Fact-check: Peeling back Vallas’ swipe at Mendoza’s city sticker record – Chicago Sun-Times

Chicago Sun-TimesFact-check: Peeling back Vallas’ swipe at Mendoza’s city sticker recordChicago Sun-TimesLittle more than a week after handily winning re-election as the state’s chief financial officer, Illinois Comptroller Susana Mendoza announced her campaign for Chicago mayor. That long-anticipated announcement was met with a flurry of attacks from … and more » Full Story Here Google Fact… Read More

Can Trump change birthright citizenship with an executive order? – AZCentral.com

AZCentral.comCan Trump change birthright citizenship with an executive order?AZCentral.comWHAT WE’RE LOOKING AT: This fact check has two parts: First, whether the United States is the only country with birthright citizenship, and second, whether an executive order can change the birthright citizenship granted by the 14th amendment. OVERALL … and more » Full Story Here Google Fact Check… Read More

Can Trump change birthright citizenship with an executive order? – AZCentral.com

AZCentral.comCan Trump change birthright citizenship with an executive order?AZCentral.comWHAT WE’RE LOOKING AT: This fact check has two parts: First, whether the United States is the only country with birthright citizenship, and second, whether an executive order can change the birthright citizenship granted by the 14th amendment. OVERALL … and more » Full Story Here Google Fact Check… Read More

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This RSS feed URL is deprecated, please update. New URLs can be found in the footers at https://news.google.com/news Full Story Here Google Fact Check November 17, 2018 5:43 pm Support Us

AP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouth – WRAL.com

WRAL.comAP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouthWRAL.comTHE FACTS: Mueller, a longtime Republican, was chosen to lead the FBI by Republican President George W. Bush in 2001. Democratic President Barack Obama kept him in the job, and Mueller left in September 2013 after six years under Obama. Mueller is … and more » Full Story… Read More

AP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouth – Associated Press (press release) (blog)

Associated Press (press release) (blog)AP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouthAssociated Press (press release) (blog)WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump put fighting words in his French counterpart’s mouth this past week and assailed the special counsel’s Russia investigation with a familiar and false characterization of the man leading it. Also familiar, on… Read More

AP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouth – Boston.com

Boston.comAP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouthBoston.comA look at the president’s recent rhetoric and the reality: RUSSIA INVESTIGATION. TRUMP, on special counsel Robert Mueller and his team conducting the Russia investigation: “These are Angry People, including the highly conflicted Bob Mueller, who worked … and more » Full Story Here Google Fact Check November… Read More

AP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouth – Washington Post

Washington PostAP FACT CHECK: Trump puts fighting words in Macron’s mouthWashington PostA look at the president’s recent rhetoric and the reality: RUSSIA INVESTIGATION. TRUMP, on special counsel Robert Mueller and his team conducting the Russia investigation: “These are Angry People, including the highly conflicted Bob Mueller, who worked … and more » Full Story Here Google Fact… Read More

Air Force decreases deployments to Afghanistan to a 3-hour tour

PENTAGON – Secretary of the Air Force Heather Wilson announced today that the Air Force would limit future rotations to Afghanistan to a three-hour tour with free lunch. “These exotic tours should hit peak efficiency by limiting Air Force personnel to groups of five or so. The limited duration will keep burnout low and enthusiasm… Read More

Fact-check: Sanders digs up old figure in fresh attack on Walmart’s wages – vtdigger.org

vtdigger.orgFact-check: Sanders digs up old figure in fresh attack on Walmart’s wagesvtdigger.orgWalmart announcement, “Walmart to Raise U.S. Wages, Provide One-Time Bonus and Expand Hourly Maternity and Parental Leave,” Jan 11, 2018. Huffington Post, “Fact-Checking Walmart’s Fact-Check Of The New York Times,” June 24, 2014. Americans for … and more » Full Story Here Google Fact Check November… Read More

Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered

AVONDALE, OH—Confessing that her grief was somewhat moderated by seeing events play out exactly as she had warned, local mother Deborah Klein said Thursday she felt somewhat vindicated upon learning that her teenage daughter Rachel, after staying out later than parental rules allowed, had been murdered. “Sure,… Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November… Read More

Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life

WASHINGTON—A report released Thursday by the U.S. Department of Education revealed that underfunded American public schools, most of which lack even the most basic support systems, were producing students who were perfectly prepared for the remainder of their dismal public and professional lives. “We found daily… Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November 16,… Read More

‘The Powerpuff Girls’ Turns 20

Nov. 18 marks 20 years since the debut of The Powerpuff Girls, the Craig McCracken–created cartoon that follows three kindergarten-aged girls with superpowers. The Onion looks back at the beloved show on its 20th anniversary. Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November 16, 2018 2:41 pm Support Us

Video: False Florida Recount Claims – FactCheck.org

FactCheck.orgVideo: False Florida Recount ClaimsFactCheck.orgIn this week’s fact-checking video, CNN’s Jake Tapper looks at several dubious claims about voter fraud in Florida. Tapper begins with a claim President Donald Trump made in an interview with the Daily Caller on Nov. 14, in which he accused Democrats … Full Story Here Google Fact Check November 16, 2018… Read More

Wealth-Burdened Nation Grateful For Opportunity to Spend Money At New Onion Store

NEW YORK—Praising the media outlet for helping relieve them of their albatross, the wealth-burdened nation expressed gratitude Thursday to America’s Finest News Source for giving them the opportunity to spend money at the recently-launched Onion store. “These mugs and T-shirts bearing the Onion logo shall finally free… Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November… Read More

FBI Didn’t Reach Conclusion on Kavanaugh Accusations – FactCheck.org

FactCheck.orgFBI Didn’t Reach Conclusion on Kavanaugh AccusationsFactCheck.org… could provide any verifiable evidence to support any of the allegations brought against Justice Kavanaugh.” Editor’s note: FactCheck.org is one of several organizations working with Facebook to debunk misinformation shared on the social media network. Full Story Here Google Fact Check November 16, 2018 1:42 pm Support Us

Metropolitan Museum Acquires Another Vase

NEW YORK—Heralding the 2,200-year-old fired-clay container as a priceless addition to one of the world’s largest collections of same, the Metropolitan Museum of Art held a press conference Friday to announce the acquisition of yet another vase. “We’re more than thrilled to add one more intricately designed vase from… Read more… Full Story Here The… Read More

Wildfires More Frequent Because Of Climate Change, Forest Management

Large wildfires have increased due to both the climate warming by 1.3 degrees over the past 60 years and forest management, leading to a fivefold increase in major fires since the 1970s. What do you think? Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November 16, 2018 1:26 pm Support Us

Hate Crimes Continue To Rise

An FBI report found that the number of reported hate crimes increased by 17 percent in 2017, with a notable 37 percent surge in anti-Jewish incidents. What do you think? Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November 16, 2018 1:12 pm Support Us

Disgusting Coworker Barely Even Washed Ass Before Leaving Bathroom

SEATTLE—Appalled by the blatant lack of hygiene from someone they share a workspace with, employees at Avignon Public Relations were reportedly horrified Thursday that their disgusting coworker Mark Sharpe had barely bothered to wash his ass before leaving the restroom. “That’s so gross—I don’t know what he’s… Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November… Read More

Widow Still Can’t Bring Herself To Get Rid Of Husband’s Corpse

ST. LOUIS, MO—Stressing the difficulty of moving forward in a particularly trying stage of the mourning process, local widow Simone Irving told reporters Thursday that she still couldn’t bring herself to get rid of her late husband’s corpse. “I know it sounds silly, but it’s the last thing I have of him,” said Irving,… Read… Read More

Recently Divorced 40-Year-Old Struggling To Navigate College Dating Scene

COLUMBUS, OH—Noting that the contemporary romantic vibe was totally different than the one he experienced in the late Clinton era, recently divorced advertising copywriter Richard Hamlin, 40, admitted Wednesday that he was struggling to navigate the college dating scene. “It’s not easy jumping back into the acton,… Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November… Read More

Fact-checking Trump’s anti-Mueller tweet-storm – CNN

CNNFact-checking Trump’s anti-Mueller tweet-stormCNNWashington (CNN) The Russia investigation has been a frequent target of President Donald Trump’s ire over the past 18 months, though he hadn’t tweeted about it much recently. The words “Witch Hunt” appeared only once in his Twitter feed in the month of …Fact-checking President Trump’s wild Daily Caller interviewWashington PostDonald J. Trump… Read More

Missing-Persons List Tops 600 in Fire-Stricken California

The fast-growing roster of people unaccounted for probably includes some who fled the blaze and do not realize they have been reported missing, Butte County Sheriff Kory Honea said late Thursday. Full Story Here Snopes November 16, 2018 11:11 am Support Us

Amazon Officially Picks New York, Northern Virginia For Next Headquarters

Bringing to an end over a year of speculation, Amazon officially chose Long Island City, NY and Arlington, VA for their next headquarters, offering 50,000 jobs to the regions, while dividing locals who worry about rising property costs and transportation concerns. What do you think? Read more… Full Story Here The Onion November 16, 2018… Read More

Michael Douglas and Alan Arkin play “What does that prescription drug do?”

The new Chuck Lorre-produced Netflix comedy, The Kominsky Method, follows two best friends—Sandy Kominsky (Michael Douglas), a semi-successful former actor turned acting coach, and Norman (Alan Arkin), his agent and confidant—as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older. In honor of the new series, we played a… Read more… Full Story Here AV Club… Read More

Supercuts Now Offering To Give Customers Baths For $14.99

MINNEAPOLIS—In an effort to enhance the grooming experience at the company’s more than 2,400 locations, Supercuts announced Friday that they are now offering customer baths starting at $14.99. “Just because we provide great bathing value doesn’t mean we have to skip out on any of the tubside amenities our clients… Read more… Full Story Here… Read More

Deutch Misses Mark in Attack on Scott – FactCheck.org

FactCheck.orgDeutch Misses Mark in Attack on ScottFactCheck.orgIn fact, the number of early voting locations increased under Scott. Deutch was referring to a bill that Scott signed into law in 2011 that reduced the number of early voting days and hours. The new law was cited as one reason for long lines at the … Full… Read More

Melania Releases Statement Calling For Removal Of First Lady From White House

WASHINGTON—Stressing that the situation had become untenable in recent days, aides working for Melania Trump released a statement Wednesday calling for the immediate removal of the first lady from the White House. According to the statement, the first lady “no longer deserves the honor” of serving in the position,… Read more… Full Story Here The… Read More

A brutal Romanoffs presents its sharpest and saddest story yet

“End of the Line” is a tense, engaging episode of The Romanoffs that is also the first to realize the potential of what the series can accomplish. While the performances and direction in every episode so far have been exceptional, an underlying flabbiness to most of the stories kept the series in a purgatory of…… Read More

WikiLeaks Chief Could See Charges, US Court Filing Suggests

Julian Assange’s name appears twice in an August court filing from a federal prosecutor in Virginia, who was attempting to keep sealed a separate case involving a man accused of coercing a minor for sex. Full Story Here Snopes November 16, 2018 7:41 am Support Us

Contractor Who Never Served Showing All The Trappings Of A True Vet Bro

BAGRAM, Afghanistan – A military contractor has nearly returned from his sixth year in Afghanistan, but despite his worn American flag patch hat, near constant operational name drops, and almost-muscular physique, he has never actually served in the military, sources confirm today. Mark Snufflepuff has never let that stop him, though, pushing the boundaries of what… Read More

Fact-checking President Trump’s wild Daily Caller interview

Election fraud, the Mueller investigation, the midterm elections and the Affordable Care Act — there were a lot of subjects subject to presidential misinformation in Trump’s interview with the Daily Caller. Full Story Here Washington Post Fact Check November 16, 2018 1:11 am Support Us

Diego Luna ships Narcos off to Mexico

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Friday, November 16 and Saturday, November 17. All times are Eastern. Read more… Full Story Here AV Club November 15, 2018 11:11 pm Support Us

AP FACT CHECK: Trump inflates jobs improvement for veterans – ABC News

ABC NewsAP FACT CHECK: Trump inflates jobs improvement for veteransABC NewsPresident Donald Trump is spinning a tale regarding the number of jobs he’s provided for military veterans. At a veterans’ event Thursday, he said the unemployment rate for former service members is its best in 21 years. He’s not even close. It’s only …Fact Check:… Read More

Fact-check: False Florida recount claims – CNN

CNNFact-check: False Florida recount claimsCNNFact-check: False Florida recount claims. CNN’s Jake Tapper, in partnership with FactCheck.org, looks at claims from President Donald Trump and Sen. Bill Nelson around the Florida recount. Source: CNN … Full Story Here Google Fact Check November 15, 2018 8:11 pm Support Us

The Good Place annotated: “Don’t Let The Good Life Pass You By”

In addition to being one of the best shows on TV, The Good Place is a dense knot of running jokes, visual humor, references to dense philosophy tomes, and breadcrumbs for later episodes. In order to help you keep it all straight, The A.V. Club will be annotating the show’s third season. Catch something that… Read More

China Introduces New One-Uighur Policy

BEIJING—In an effort to reduce the risk of overpopulation within the Muslim ethnic group, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the decision Thursday to implement a new one-Uighur policy. “This new policy is an important step in keeping the Uighur population down to a number we find most manageable and best for the… Read more… Full… Read More

Fact Check: Trump Inflates Jobs Improvement for Veterans – Bloomberg

BloombergFact Check: Trump Inflates Jobs Improvement for VeteransBloombergIn any event, it’s impossible for Trump to claim an achievement not seen in 21 years on veterans’ unemployment. The data on joblessness for vets only go back 18 years, to 2000. ___. Find AP Fact Checks at http://apne.ws/2kbx8bd. Follow @APFactCheck on … Full Story Here Google Fact Check… Read More

AP FACT CHECK: Trump inflates jobs improvement for veterans – WRAL.com

WRAL.comAP FACT CHECK: Trump inflates jobs improvement for veteransWRAL.comTHE FACTS: He’s pulling numbers out of thin air. The veterans’ unemployment rate fell to 2.9 percent in October, the latest data available, but that is still above the 2.7 percent rate reached in October 2017, also under Trump. That was the lowest … Full Story Here… Read More

Fake Kurt Cobain Quote about Trump – FactCheck.org

Fake Kurt Cobain Quote about TrumpFactCheck.orgQ: Did Kurt Cobain predict a Donald Trump presidency more than 20 years ago? A: No. There is no evidence he did, and Cobain’s former manager labeled the quote a fake. FULL ANSWER. There is no evidence the late Kurt Cobain said Donald Trump might … Full Story Here Google Fact… Read More

AP FACT CHECK: Trump inflates jobs improvement for veterans – Boston.com

Boston.comAP FACT CHECK: Trump inflates jobs improvement for veteransBoston.comTHE FACTS: He’s pulling numbers out of thin air. The veterans’ unemployment rate fell to 2.9 percent in October, the latest data available, but that is still above the 2.7 percent rate reached in October 2017, also under Trump. That was the lowest … and more » Full… Read More

Couple, Homeless Man Charged in Charitable Scam

A feel-good tale of a homeless man using his last $20 to help a stranded New Jersey woman buy gas was actually a complete lie, manufactured to get strangers to donate more than $400,000 dollars to help the down-and-out good Samaritan, a prosecutor said. Full Story Here Snopes November 15, 2018 1:11 pm Support Us

Job Openings Bunk – FactCheck.org

FactCheck.orgJob Openings BunkFactCheck.orgBut that fact has evolved into an economic fairy tale as Republicans have made progressively more sweeping boasts about it. A week after our report, on July 18, President Donald Trump declared at a White House event, “Job openings exceed the number of … Full Story Here Google Fact Check November 15, 2018 12:13… Read More

5 Of The Toughest Par 3’s This Old Slut Has Ever Played

Now, I’m no rookie when it comes to getting holes filled, but every once in a while a golf course will get the best of me. Here are five of the toughest par 3’s this dusty old slut has ever played. Read more… Full Story Here ClickHole November 15, 2018 10:57 am Support Us

Danger Imminent: This Family Has About 30 Seconds To Get Grandpa To The Car Before He Starts Making Inappropriate Comments About The Production Of ‘Hairspray’ They Just Saw

Things were going pretty smoothly for the last two hours at the Reginald County Playhouse in Keene, New Hampshire, but now that the cast has taken its final bow, danger is imminent for this family, which has about 30 seconds to get Grandpa to the car before he starts making inappropriate comments about the production…… Read More

Michael Douglas and Alan Arkin prefer their Netflix via mail, as god intended

Michael Douglas and Alan Arkin are making the jump to streaming television with the new Chuck Lorre-produced Netflix comedy, The Kominsky Method, which follows the antics of Sandy Kominsky (Douglas), a semi-successful former actor turned acting coach, and Norman (Arkin) his agent and confidant. Ahead of the show’s… Read more… Full Story Here AV Club November… Read More

Air Force can’t figure out why sailor would spend $1,280 on tattoo

WASHINGTON — A visibly annoyed Air Force called a sailor’s decision to pay for a full-sleeve tattoo financially irresponsible, adding with just a hint of disdain that this sort of extravagant spending is to blame for the Defense Department’s slew of budgetary woes, sources confirmed today. “One thousand, two hundred and eighty dollars for some… Read More

Gillibrand’s cascade of misfired employment statistics

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), a potential 2020 presidential candidate, mangled three employment statistics while making the case the economy can do better. Full Story Here Washington Post Fact Check November 15, 2018 1:11 am Support Us

Riverdale stages a dramatic escape from coherence

I should probably start this review by saying up front that I am on a lot medication and recovering from surgery… so I am in the perfect headspace to enjoy a Riverdale episode that includes an extended prison break sequence, Veronica putting Hiram out of commission by stomping on his foot, and Cheryl doing a… Read More

ManBearPig’s terror intensifies on a suspenseful South Park

Last week, South Park made the decision to bring back the creature known as ManBearPig, and in doing so, address the unfortunate implications of his 2006 debut. Now that the show had firmly stated that yes, ManBearPig/Global warming is real, the primary question would be whether or not anyone in town would believe the… Read… Read More

MST3K, Turkey Day, and 30 years of taking over the world before pie is served

“Thanksgiving’s always been a little bit bewildering to me because it’s not a religious holiday,” Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson recently told me. “When your family gets together, there are a few things that you do, but most of the time it’s about food preparation.” Read more… Full Story Here AV Club November… Read More

Women Share Truths About Their Periods, At The Duchess’ Ball Of All Places!

The Duchess of Inverness’ autumnal soiree is well underway, and guests have arrived from all over the township to dance, consort, and enjoy the supper room, which is well-stocked with savory pies of the most impressive sorts. But what’s more, women are sharing unguarded truths about their periods—at the duchess’ ball,… Read more… Full Story… Read More

Trump Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Weather

WASHINGTON — A light drizzle in Kandahar has prompted the president to cancel the war in Afghanistan, according to a white house press conference. Weather forecasts were optimistic at first, saying that the rain was going to pass within a few hours, but it soon became clear that the inclement weather wasn’t going anywhere. “At first,… Read More

The Flash focuses on family drama but finds time for a creepy new foe

Now that we’re well into the fifth season of The Flash, it’s getting much harder for the creative team to keep the one-off meta-of-the-week stories fresh. The Flash has always had one of the deeper benches in superhero comics as far as colorful villains are concerned, but we’re down to the C-listers now, and most… Read More

Tonight’s episode of This Is Us is quietly perfect

If I had to pick an episode of This Is Us to live inside of, it would be this one. Like many of the best episodes of This Is US, “Sometimes” doesn’t play into the stereotypical image of the show as a corny, tear-jerking family drama full of big speeches and histrionic moments. Instead, this… Read More

Report: Jody opening your wife’s border while you protect ours

DONNA, Texas — Many U.S. Army spouses and their extramarital lovers are rejoicing following the deployment of their partners to the Mexican Border in support of border security operations, according to reports. This past Monday marked the first official day of the recently launched operation, a measure the Department of Defense is taking to “strengthen… Read More

Trump’s itchy Twitter finger: His latest false claims

The president’s Twitter feed is often inaccurate, but he has topped himself in recent days with tweets on forest fires, elections and stocks. Full Story Here Washington Post Fact Check November 13, 2018 1:11 am Support Us

What shows are the cast of Outlander excited to watch?

Starz’s hit show Outlander returned is back in full swing, with this season landing Claire and Jamie (Caitriona Balfe and Sam Heughan) in North Carolina in 1767, just before the American Revolution. In honor of the new season, we spoke with the cast—Caitriona Balfe, Sam Heughan, Sophie Skelton, and Richard… Read more… Full Story Here… Read More

Marine recycled in Coast Guard sniper school for the fourth time

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A reconnaissance Marine who graduated at the top of his Marine Corps sniper class has found an insurmountable challenge in the most unexpected place – Coast Guard sniper school, sources confirmed today. Sgt. Charles Handcock, a 28-year-old Arkansas native, failed to successfully complete the school for the Coast Guard’s Precision Marksman Observer Team… Read More

Bob’s Burgers asks, “What if Collateral were about quilts?”

Bob’s Burgers has a hell of a track record with episodes built around birthday parties and Bob driving around. The first season’s “Sheesh! Cab, Bob?”, a solid contender for the most over-punctuated title in television history, was the episode where the show truly snapped into focus, as Bob driving an unlicensed taxi… Read more… Full… Read More

Supergirl channels X-Men and Ghostbusters as it goes under the dome

If you like genre shows then boy does Supergirl have an episode for you! “Parasite Lost” feels a bit like an episode where Supergirl throws everything at the wall and hopes at least some of it sticks. That includes opening with an entirely superfluous rooftop garden party sequence because… Read more… Full Story Here AV… Read More

Charmed makes its biggest play yet but trips on its rushed pacing

“Other Woman” presents the most emotionally devastating scene Charmed has ever taken on. When it becomes clear that Niko has been targeted by a shapeshifter—a demonic super-assassin who will stop at nothing once it has a target—Mel makes a huge decision. She seeks out a spell to erase Niko from her life, altering… Read more…… Read More

Troops deploy to Alamo for dramatic last stand against migrant caravan

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — In response to rising border tensions, President Donald Trump has ordered the National Guard and some active duty units to defend the Alamo against the incoming migrant caravan. “There is no way we are letting the Mexicans win this time,” said Trump of his 15,000-man force crammed into the five acre… Read More

God forgets to capitalize ‘Marine’

HEAVEN — Sources reported today that supreme Judeo-Christian deity God allegedly forgot to capitalize “Marine,” adding that the blunder was His “most egregious oversight since the creation of the mosquito, or maybe the e-cigarette — who knows — they’re both a blight on humanity.” His Imminence had commanded the baking of a birthday cake for… Read More

Donald Trump – Were GOP's House losses dramatically smaller than historical pattern?

The Truth-o-Meter says: False | Were GOP’s House losses dramatically smaller than historical pattern? In recent midterm elections when presidents faced a backlash from voters, the president accepted their brushback. In 2006, George W. Bush acknowledged a “thumping” by Democrats. In 2010, Barack Obama said he’d been delivered a “shellacking” by Republicans. By contrast, when… Read More

Dan Crenshaw stabs Pete Davidson in the eye, or whatever

In celebration of winning the Texas 2nd District congressional seat, former Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw stabbed comedian Pete Davidson in the eye today, which is no big deal. Many see the response as fitting because of Davidson’s recent casual jokes about Crenshaw’s eyepatch, which he wears for a combat injury, on Saturday Night Live. “I… Read More